The Makeup Song
(Apologies to Hoagy Carmichael)

Pig guts, possum butts
Festering and strong
Rotten links of sausage
Two or three feet long
Baby seals, moray eels
Ground up in a paste
Watch the pretty lady
Smear makeup on her face

 

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